the dude


the man for his time and place
you’re mr. lebowski. i’m the dude, so that’s what you call me. or maybe his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
a way out west there was a fella,
fella i want to tell you about, fella
by the name of jeff lebowski. at
least, that was the handle his lovin’
parents gave him, but he never had
much use for it himself. this
lebowski, he called himself the dude.
now, dude, that’s a name no one would
self-apply where i come from. but
then, there was a lot about the dude
that didn’t make a whole lot of sense
to me. and a lot about where he
lived, like- wise. but then again,
maybe that’s why i found the place
s’durned innarestin’.
-the beggining narration of the big lebowski
“are you employed mr.lebowski?”
“hmm?…no..uh..im not mr.lebowski, your mr.lebowski, im the dude, so thats what you call me you know, that or uh duder or his dudeness or el duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing”
i don’t know about you, but that makes me feel pretty good. the dude is out there taking her easy for all us sinners.
hey man, the dude abides…
from the big lebowski, cult cl-ssic. the dude, played by jeff bridges, is everything you’d want- s-xy, mellow as sunday morning, and… yeah, mellow. he has a number of cool habits, including bowling, and drinking white russians.
fortunately i’ve been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
from the movie the big lebowski. the dude is confused with the big lebowski.
let me explain something to you. um, i am not “mr. lebowski”. you’re mr. lebowski. i’m the dude. so that’s what you call me. you know, that or, uh, his dudeness, or uh, duder, or el duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
jeff lebowski
“i’m the dude. you can call me dude…duder…duderino”
the laziest,the dudest,the bowler
bunny
“i’l suck your c-ck for $1000”
the dude
“ah i’ll go find a cash machine”

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