the dufresne
when you sh-t in your pants and very casually drop the t-rds down your pants and out your legs, then walk away like nothing happened. inspired by andy dufresne from the shawshank redemption dropping parts of his escape hole out in the prison yard. also inspired by an ebaumsworld video.
“i was unable to find a bathroom in time, so i was forced to pull the dufresne.”
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