the dump jump
when you’re taking such a hard sh-t, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.
gabe : duuudddee. my head hurts so bad.
joe : what’s wrong?
gabe : i was sh-tting and it hurt so bad that i jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.
joe : d-mn. the dump jump. always thought that was some legend.
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