the eagles
frickin’ amazing rockers of the southern persuasion. often known to awe thousands of people with their awesomeness, especially if said people are under the influence of alcohol.
“dude, did you hear the eagles?”
“yeah man, they were crazy awesome and amazing and mind blowing!!!”
an act by which a man fingers three women at the same time while speifically using his big toe on the middle positioned woman. the left and right hands perform the traditional fingering process on the womens’ v-g-n-l area.
justano met three ladies last night. i can’t believe he fingered them all last night. i think he performed the eagle! ka ka!
the eagle is a s-x position p-ssed down through the generations of indigenous australians.
to master “the eagle” you must take the following steps:
1. gather 4 men
2. postion 2 men either side of you as you kneel down to the c-ck of the man below while another man stands in front of you with his c-ck in your mouth.
3. begin to jerk off the two guys d-cks either side of you while sucking of the front guys c-ck and bouncing up and down on the guys c-ck below (p.s in your -n-s).
4. start making eagle noises and moan loudly.
5. finally let all men finish on your t-ts, face, and inside your -sshole.
“you totally eagled her just then dude”
have you ever done the eagle ?
“me and my boys want to eagle your mum”
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