The Earl Grey
when your female companion’s menstrual discharge coincides with v-g-n-l s-x and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scr-t-m.
since my girlfriend was being a raging b-tch this week, i gave her the earl grey last night after we finished having s-x.
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