The Eberhart Fart


it’s when you love the feeling of taco meat running down your chin and the sight of a small malaysian boy taking senior pictures. you love it so much that you are run through a forest with your pet parrot and jump off a cliff and land inside a female clown’s v-g-n-. you then yell out at the gods for the great sensation running through your body.
park ranger lonnie- hey did you run up the gumdrop river 2 weeks ago?

sergio- nah, i did the eberhart fart like a soldier.

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