the economy
the reason why you lost your job, your 401k was wiped out, you don’t have health care, your wife left you, and your dog died. there should be a country song about it.
why am i eating ramen noodles for dinner every day? the economy, man. the economy.
something lazy r-t-rds (such as myself) use as an excuse to not get sh-t done.
jim: you know, i wanna get a job but no one’s hiring right now. it’s the economy bro.
rick: no it isn’t, you’re just a lazy sh-thead with nothing going for you
jim: ;(
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