The Edward


the act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. this works well especially at camps. gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.
andy: whose that f-g with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: hes doing the edward
andy: wtf thats soo stupid….. why are all those girls going up to him………….how can something that stupid be so genius?
lesbian s-x, scissoring. refurs to edward scissorhands, the 1990 movie. also can be used as a joke about edward cullen and how he’s a woman.
did you hear that katie and savannah got mad drunk and did the edward last night?

spoiler alert! edward cullen did the edward with bella in breaking dawn!
a s-xual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all f-ck each other in the -ss, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners sh-t uncontrollably on each other.
i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing “the edward” sh-t was nasty!

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