The Egg Beater
to achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman’s v-g-n-, then, by having s-x, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
this morning i was h-rny and the wife was hungry, so we did the egg beater. you know, kill 2 birds with one stone…
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