The Elbow
the sore elbow of lebron james helping to lead to the cleveland cavalier’s collapse against the boston celtics of the 2010 eastern conference semifinals. the elbow joins the drive, the fumble, the shot, the catch, red right 88 and edgar renteria’s single on the list of bad memories of cleveland sports fans that help symbolize their 40+ year t-tle drought.
matt: dude, are you going to the cavs game today?
john: nah man, i still can’t get over the elbow.
matt: dude that was a long -ss time ago.
john: maybe so but since we still haven’t won a ‘ship since the browns in 1964.
matt: yeah, and that wasn’t even a superbowl.
john: …i hate my life…
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