the elevator
the ability to raise one’s b-lls without the use of ones hands or any other device
it’s a long way up, let’s take the elevator
when a man flexes and releases his cremaster muscle (attached to the spermatic cord, that holds your t-st-cl-s in place), causing his t-st-cl-s to pull closer to the body, then release, mimicking an elevator stopping at different floors.
the elevator:
arnold: look at mike doing the old elevator!
steve: gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
mike: sure am, going up!
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