The Ellen Threshold


the point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her s-xual orientation and sleep with ellen degegeneres than with him. the female equivalent is the neil threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with neil patrick harris.
alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback– i’d definitely rather do ellen degeneres; he’s below the ellen threshold.

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