The Emo Donkey Punch


when banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load – aka the donkey punch – you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
this chic i picked up at the fall out boy show was a little loose, so i gave her the emo donkey punch to tighten her up before i busted my nut.

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