The Empire


something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. a reference to the galactic empire from the star wars movies, but not as bad-ss.
guy 1: i don’t believe it! even after all this sh-t that’s happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the h-ll haven’t bush and cheney been prosecuted yet?

guy 2: that’s the empire for you.
describing the band, ‘the diamond empire’
‘yo, did you see the empire last night, they were awesome!
a clan that totally f-cking sucks, the leaders log and tele, the main leader doesn’t even pk, and she cybers 15 year old boys online.
tammy – “h-llo, how old are you?”
kid – “15”
tammy – “wanna f-ck?”

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