the emu
a fingering technique to pleasure a lady.
using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people
technique.
also known as the the “eric bristow” or the “phil taylor”
best way to pleasure your women is the emu!
only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!
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