The Energy Drink Error
when people think that your 500ml can of energy juice is infact beer
cinema man : “you cant take alcohol in the cinema”
me :”its ok, its rockstar”
cinema man :”yeah, right, f-ck off.”
me : “i thought it was only old people who made the energy drink error…”
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