The Epic Texan


a person that is born in texas and was raised to be truely epic in their lives.
man, did you read the tweets the epic texan posted? he truely is epic!

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  • Nutellagasm

    a sweet, savory, -rg-smic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of nutella, and during every bite of nutella. -phone call- janey: and then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime. macey: (silence) janey: h-llo? macey: sorry! i had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.

  • Stipie

    to -j-c-l-t- onto one’s homework, preferably chemistry. can be on any school related work. (you can probably submit a stipie on a canvas as artwork to your art cl-ss.) “did you finish your chemistry homework yesterday?” “f-ck that, man. he didn’t teach us how to do that sh-t so i gave it a stipie.”

  • sock sandwich

    a sock sandwich is made when a man -j-c-l-t-s into one or both socks. i couldn’t pick up any meat at the bar last night so i had to make myself a sock sandwich.

  • stipple

    a stipple is a slang word for a stiff nipple, usually on females c-ming out of a cool environment supporting stiff erect nipples “check out the stipples on that babe” “woa, stipples” stiff nipples. usually occurs when you’re cold or excited. more likely for women. “d-mn its cold in here… im going to get stipples” […]

  • dislyria

    the act of forgetting the lyrics to a song, but continuing to sing anyways. usually followed by scoffs and laughs from your friends and family. mitch: d-mn, i can’t believed i blanked on the lyrics to that song! alli: yeah! i’ve never seen anyone suffer from dislyria so bad. mitch: right?! how embarr-ssing…


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