The Epoxies
a synth-punk band started in portland, oregon that mixes crazy synth-new wave beats with fast and chaotic guitar riffs comparable to that of the ramones. the epoxies have taken everything that is uncool and turned it into a breath of fresh air in the world of new music… finally something new and original to listen to!
bad costumes + good music + ramones + devo = the epoxies
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