The Equestrian
as you are having s-x from behind with your pants on, your are b-lls deep in your baby’s mama. near climax, undo your belt and toss it around in her mouth like a bridal. slap her -ss and say “giddie up” until she walks out and never calls you again.
john frist: i finally gave merlen’s mom the equestrian.
j lo: wow how was it.
john frist: it was ok but i kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the b-lls to call her back and she said neh.
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