The Erie Canal
when you pull a girl up so her -ss is in the air and you c-m on her -sshole and tip her so the c-m runs down her p-ssy (the c-n-l) and falls into her mouth.
that girl last night didn’t even know about the erie c-n-l…but i showed her.
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