The Erlenmeyer
a rare s-xual position preformed chiefly by chemists (when they do rarely get some -ss) in which the male will insert his tiny-man into an erlenmeyer flask and use the newfound implement to club his partner in a location of his desire. the broken gl-ss remaining on his tiny-man can be left on as an act of revenge.
“hey, did you see that scar on mrs. b’s face? looks like she goten the erlenmeyer!”
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