the ernst
n, a category 5 hurricane of sh-t that spills from one’s -n-s. it requires stability and usually involves a momentary lift off from the ground. first discovered by legendary toliet spelunker, ben ernst. his technique was only surp-ssed by the magnitude of destruction left in his wake
i was just in the men’s bathroom until the winds picked up and i thought the world was going to end. in the confusion, i realized that it was only ben in the end stall, unleashing the ernst on that poor little white toliet
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