The Escapist


an awesome gaming website that no one went on until they started showing zero punctuation. most people only go on wednesdays for zero punctuation, which is a shame because they have lots of other awesome shows like unskippable and there will be brawl.
guy: dude, lets go watch zero punctuation on the escapist!
brush: sweet, then lets watch unforgotten realms!
guy: what?

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    right after an explosive -rg-sm, when the woman is in her dazed and fl-stered, head back relaxed state of mind, the male places his p-n-s-tip up the girls nostril, and -j-c-l-t-s. i was bangin stacey last night and it was pretty wild. when she came i had to sudden urge to give her the flonase. […]

  • The Free People Affect

    n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. free people. if said ugly piece of clothing is from a “lame” brand, i.e. aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is. clothing sn-b: wow that’s […]

  • the gang

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  • The German Snowplow

    any number of bizarre s-xual deviations involving animals and feces. “todd and i went down to wal-mart yesterday to buy a lobster for this b-tchin’ german snowplow he and jai were planning.”

  • The Grover Stinker

    a s-xual maneuver in which the woman clasps the n-ts-ck in her hand until the t-st-cl-s turn blue. the man then inserts them into her -n-s, so that they are covered in p–p. he pulls them out and slaps her face with them. the grover stinker left my b-lls aching, but was totally worth it.


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