The Estonian jackhammer
when a man spreads the woman’s v-g-n- flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. this normally ends up with a trip to the er as it is not safe for both genders. this can be done with the same s-x (see finnish jackhammer).
brian: “so i gave sandra the estonian jackhammer last night!”
andre: “is she ok?!?”
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