the eternal grunt


what radiation poisoning is known as in certain russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.
don’t -ssume that this is unique to russia. america has the same problems, but american townies aren’t guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it’s medical name.

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