The Ethel Walker School


the ethel walker school is a college preparatory school for girls in grades 6 through 12 in simsbury, connecticut.
girl 1- “where do you go to school?”
girl 2- “i got to the ethel walker school in simsbury.”
girl 1- “oh cool.”
the most amazing all girl school on the east coast. they are often sought after by the guys of aof and salisbury, but will not give them the time of day. ethel walker school’s rivals are miss porters school aka porkers. porter’s girls try to be like ews girls but just fail. ews girls excel at sports, academics, dance, equestrian, and appearence. ews girls are essentially the best around.
aof guy: did that girl from mps ask u out? salisbury guy: yea, but i’m holding out for the ethel walker school girls to come around.

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