The-False-Cum


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during s-x doggy-style, when close to climax you pull out and spit on your partners back… then tap there shoulder, when they turn around you unleash the wrath all over there chin!
she thought id c-m, until she turned after the trick spit and came face to face with my man milk

she was boogled when i came all over her face, she cried “where’d you get the rest of that from!!!?”

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