The Fanny Pack Warrior
aka epic beard man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a f-nny pack, has a bad-ss beard and if you p-ss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
the man who stood up to tyrone
see the epic battle; search “ac transit bus fight. i am a motherf-cker” on youtube.
tyrone goes a little too far and pushes ebm over the edge…
in a recent interview, the f-nny pack warrior stated:
”its better to be p-ssed off than p-ssed on”
his legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten – he is a true american hero.
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