The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known


she weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. and he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts “earthquake!” and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
the fattest b-tch on planet earth is now known

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