The Female Muffin game


a great game for girls at sleepovers! it is and adaption of the m-ffin game that allows girls to have some fun too. it is played by having a m-ffin placed on the floor and players kneel around it. it is played by the girls using the m-ffin as a d-ld- and the last one to stick the m-ffin inside must eat the entire m-ffin. (this game can be played with girls and guys if the players wish. if i guy is the last to -j-c-l-t- on the m-ffin he must eat it, but if he is last and a girl has not put it in yet, she must eat it.) both are great fun for sleepovers and parties.
“hey miranda! come play the m-ffin game with me and steph!”
“i thought only guys can play that emmathy.”
“nope, there’s a female version called the female m-ffin game. i’m a pro.”
“maybe we can do a mix and ryan and jorge can … c-m … too! hahaha”
“why not?!”
cool i’ll go get them!”

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