The Fifth Floor


the fifth floor of a shopping centre i.e. meadowlane in magherafelt, where young ladies and gentlemen go to kiss and hug and generally be ‘romantic.’ it is especially popular with l-st struck teenagers.
‘hey ella you going up the town with joe?’
‘yes, can’t wait!’
‘you for hitting the fifth floor?’ 😉
‘yeeeah that’s where we had our first kiss you know.
when a rule has been p-ssed that is either unbreakable or comes from an authority so it cannot be questioned. dual reference to the film dirty harry and smiley-era john le carre novels.
you can’t go to woody’s tonight, and that straight from the fifth floor.

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