the fiom method
the figure it out motherfu–er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting more street work. how nice that it wasn’t posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i’ll three point it and use the fiom method….
the figure it out motherfu–er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting more street work. how nice that it wasn’t posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i’ll three point it and use the fiom method….
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- saheb
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