The First Law of Conversation
the first law of conversation (abbr. floc) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. many linguists believe that this is g-d’s punishment for eavesdropping.
“…and, on top of that, i had to go take my w-ng out of the tub drain!”
“what are you guys talking about?!”
“oh, you just proved the first law of conversation, b-tch!”
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