the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custa
yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
the five finger, knu… aaawwww, f-ck it. i whacked off.
masturbation.
in other words:
choking the chicken
choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man’s best friend
teasing the weasel
dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
f-cking ur hand intematly or hardcore
i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often
beating it like a mad man
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for peter after his girl friend wouldn’t let him play with her.
masturbation; playing five on one, priming the p-ss pump; playing tug of war with ol’ cyclops.
following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 -j-c-l-t–ns over a 6-month period to -ssure testicular emasculation. in order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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