The Five Rules
five subjects that no human should show arousal towards or try any s-xual acts with. once you break one rule, you break them all. these are;
1. animals
2. men (presuming you’re male)
3. family
4. children
5. dead people
sean: tom’s getting off a 14 year old again.
matthew: lock up your cat, he’ll be going for that next!
sean: what do you mean?
matthew: ‘the five rules’, once you break one rule you break them all…
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