The Flaming Lipton

the flaming lipton is a s-xual maneuver that is done with a male and female. the male, prior to slapping habanero sauce on his n-ts-ck, grins. he applies the sauce and mounts the female in a male-on-top ’69’. as she performs fellacio on the male, feeling the tubesteak enter her windpipe, gasps. she then is forced to breathe in deeply through her nose, and because she is being teabagged by ‘flamin’ habanero sauce, she ingests the sauce nasally and experiences bliss. an supplemental maneuver is for the male to deficate on the forehead of the female while she is suckin’ fumes and she experiences bliss- “volcano style”!
chachi was delighted in that he gave joni the flaming lipton!
this procedure is performed by a male and female couple, the only feminine requirement being unusually large l-b– (or ‘mud flaps’ for a better visual). prior to engaging in a female-on-top ’69’, the female sprinkles copious amounts of her favorite habanero sauce on the ‘mud flaps’. as soon as the male engages the ‘mud flaps’ with his mouth, she presses into him and locks her knees around him, holding on for dear life.
if the female is feeling paticularly spiteful, she can dust the inside of her sphincter with chili powder and fart or ‘tear g-ssing.’
the unusually large l-b– requirement is keeping with the spirit of the definition, i.e. ‘lipton’ implies teabagging and large l-b– would be a prerequisite for female teabagging. the requirement is not necessary for performance of this act.
dude, i had ex s-x with steph, and she gave me “the flaming lipton” with tear gas chaser as payback for the donkey punch i gave her right before i broke up!