the flaming melvin
the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a d-ld- in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the d-ld- is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: m-s-ch-sts.
i gave my girlfriend the flaming melvin last night.
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