the flashlight of god
many unique individuals inspired by the words of jesus use this divine tool, crafted by maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the “marital act”.
jenny and bill were having s-x on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn’t work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
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