The Fleet
the fleet is a mythical creature that supposedly exists inside the marine corps after training. this is where things are supposed to get easier and a tad less stresseful. the existence of the fleet has been proven a lie and does in fact not exist.
“a” school instructor- “we are training you for the fleet.”
p-ssed off boot – “the fleet is a lie!”
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- The Mark of the Dab
the mark left on a person’s skin when it comes into contact with a hot “nail” when dabbing. a type of branding. -“what is that on your arm?” -“the mark of the dab.” -“wtf?” -“i was dabbing last night and i forgot the nail was hot, got the mark of the dab.”
- The Plop
the act of “plopping” one’s d-ck upon the lover or desired ones head, therefore creating heavy s-xual tension and presenting your junk in a romantic manner. “the b-tch said i had to be more romantic so i gave her the plop.”
- thot extractor
a person who removes thots from the community, and must sometimes go undercover to get the job done right lucy was a thot, so they had to call a thot extractor to remove her.
- throb n' sob
s-x accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional maroon 5 music playing in the background me and fatihma had the wildest throb n’ sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week
- tijuana toothpole
the punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects t-st-cl-s and then snugly around an open door handle. should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues. “alex wouldn’t tell me where my pocket p-ssy was so i gave him the tijuana toothpole”