The flu


something that is contagious. it is where you are a girl and you get an overcomb. where your hair starts from the other side of your head.
omg! look lily is hanging out with rebecca she is going to catch the flu!
contrary to popular belief, “the flu” is actually a giant dump truck that hibernates under the rim in basketball, but without the wheels that would normally make it move quickly.
“today i decided to p-ss to the flu, and my previous reports concerning him were confirmed. when this rare action took place, the flu lost control and ferociously flung the helpless ball into the air. the ball received a concussion from its contact the backboard, and the flu gritted his teeth in fury. this repeated…a lot.

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