The flugtag
a s-xual act in which a couple is sitting at the edge of a dock. the girl is sitting on top of the guy as they have s-x. right before he is about to -j-c-l-t-, he throws her off into the lake. will she fly or will she land in the water?
while at my gf’s parents cabin on the lake, we decided to get a little frisky. the s-x was great but since she was into aviation, being from dayton and all, i entered her into the flugtag
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