The Foley Theory
idea 1. the idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.
idea 2. the idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. this idea also includes condones heavy drinking but only after you done fasting for a few hours!
example: i have eatin a lean cuisine, now i am obligated to eat a sam’s club crate of chocolate fudge poptarts. the foley theory!
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