The Foosball Kid
a foosball player of legendary status. this player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. this player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. their extreme foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. also known as the “albino thunder”.
player a: man, jack acts like he’s the foosball kid.
player b: yeah…they don’t call him albino thunder for nothing!
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