The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge


pr-nunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
froot nol-ij

most abruptly put, marijuana. but this is the most dankest sh-t known to man, the f-f-o-k has only been grown by one man. this gent of sorts rolled with his g’s about 2,000 years ago. jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this sick nasty cannabis herb and the secret went with his p-ssing.
-dude.

-yea, man?

-remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the f-ck is that sh-t?

-oh it’s f-ckin the dankest m-th- f-ckin sh-t known to man!

-the what?

-f-ckin the forbidden fruit of knowledge, salt-peppah-ketchup byyyitch!

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