The Forrest Whitaker
a s-xual act in which you poo on your girlfriend’s face, and rub it in with you p-n-s until she resembles a black face actor. then you shoot at point blank range a d-ck rocket into her left eye, making her squint – and then you put a gun to her head and yell, “say you’re forrest whitaker! and it better sound exactly like him or so help me g-d i’ll f-cking blow your doody stained head right off!!!”
frank: how did everything go with angela last night?
dan: it was going pretty awful until i gave her the forrest whitaker.
frank: oh man, score! was it spot on?
dave: no, and that’s why i had to kill her.
frank: well, there’s always tomorrow. cheer up.
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