The Fountains
the fountains is a large,green, open sp-ce in the centre of cardiff, wales (opposite the museum). so called because there used to be flowing fountains but now the council stopped the water due to bubbles. sat-rdays draw crowds of emos, scene kids and metalheads from all over wales and parts of england who all have intentions of getting laid or wasted (preferrably both). they all know eachother from mysp-ce, have odd piercings ,like h-llo kitty, have tattooed stars on their wrists, wear hair extensions and skinny jeans .
“dude, are you going to the fountains this weekend? i’ve got a bottle of strongbow and a ten bag.”
the best movie ever to be produced by a human peasant brain. hugh jackman gave a phenomenal performance and is a good person, one of the best i’ve seen if i’ve seen one. to put this in perspective, this movie is the equivalent of barebacking alexis texas (standing) while michael stefano films it. i highly recommend this film if you transcend and have a decent sized brain.
i committed suicide while watching the fountain because i knew life would never be that transcending.
a female lays on her upperback and holds her pelvis and legs into the air. another person then opens the lips of her v-g-n- and pours diet c-ke and then drops mentos into the diet c-ke filled v-g-n-. a reaction occurs causing the soda to erupt out of the woman’s v-g-n-.
last night i preformed the fountain on sally. i poured like half a liter into her sn-tch and then threw a few mentos in there and she shot the soda all over my ceiling!
an action as to stand a girl on her head with legs open. a funnel is then inserted into the -n-s with the intention of two guys urinate into the funnel.
sh-t andrew you’ll never guess what i did, i performed the fountain on that b-tch yesterday!
while taking a p-ss and getting someone to look at your junk. it is worth 7 kicks to the -ss of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.
chris: dude did you just get gerber to look at your d-ck?
skyler: yeah man i gave em the fountain!!!!!
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