The Four Best Friend’s


the four best friends anybody could ever have. this includes jenn, who can keep her legs closed, mike, who is chill as f-ck and blazes fat, jake, who has a hobo beard & gets fuuuucked up, and finally, amanda, who laughs like baby seals and is vicious. we occasionally like to chill on mill, but i guess that got old. we p-ss in filly b parking lots, we strictly speak nothing but gangsta talk. i suggest you don’t f-ck with us, becuz we be strapped n-gg-.
sh-t dude, did you see the four best friend’s? they were walking down the street, we shouldn’t f-ck with them…

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