the freckler
when you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little r-mm-ng/-n-lingus on your leather donut.
during this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner’s face creating a brown freckle pattern.
i got rimmed last night braaahh. felt great till a felt a little pressure. i tried to hold it in but i gave rachel the freckler. she looked like a ginger girl with all them freckles.
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