the Fred zone


a combination of “friend zone” and “red zone.” this is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you’re close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the “red zone”) but she denies you by putting you in the “friend zone.”
so have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

no, bro, i got put in the fred zone. our relationship is over.

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