The Free People Affect
n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. free people. if said ugly piece of clothing is from a “lame” brand, i.e. aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.
clothing sn-b: wow that’s an interesting shirt…
aeropostale fan: oh thanks, it’s from my fave store, aeropostale.
clothing sn-b: ewww people still shop there? that shirt is so ugly i just vurped.
aeropostale fan: did i say aeropostale? i mean free people!
clothing sn-b: oh really? i was just kidding. it’s so cute! can i borrow it?
bystander: wow, talk about the free people affect…!
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